Like many people, I have a strong visceral reaction to these joking jesters with rubber chicken fetishes. They scare the shit out of me. Individually, bulbous noses, baggy pants, and brightly colored striped socks may seem innocuous, if slightly bizarre, but put them all together and you’ve got the makings of a horror show. As someone once said, “There are two kinds of people in this world: those who hate or fear circus clowns and those who are circus clowns....

In order to start off a great marriage the right way (or help one that’s gotten off track) certain elements need to be in place. When we look at these elements, we can start to look at our own marriage and find out some areas that need help. RELATED: 3 Ways You’re Screwing Up Your OWN Sex Life (And How To Fix It!) The truth is: Many of us are married to a spouse that we have problems with and some of these problems stem from the fact that we didn’t choose the right partner, to begin with....

Happiness is the most important factor in making a marriage last because, ultimately, your spouse can affect your own personal happiness if the relationship is not positive. If you aren’t happy, then why be with this person? RELATED: I’m A Married Woman Who Tried Tinder And Whoa, What A Hot Mess Yes, shockingly, happy couples lead happier lives, according to a 2020 German study. So why are we bringing up this completely obvious finding?...

Thoughts like, “well, maybe I need to approach this with a more realistic attitude,” may come up around the 13th of January, which may also imply passive-aggressive ‘quitting.’ Now hang on, when we speak of quitting during an astrology transit such as the Sun sextile Neptune, which arrives for us today, we’re not talking about failure, but…reinvention. Neptune transits don’t just let us off the hook; we may have started on the wrong foot or in the wrong direction, but this is the transit that is going to have us understand exactly what our next move is to be and this day, we’re going to need the support of our loved ones to help keep us focused....

Whenever we find ourselves in touch with a transit that is ‘Moon square’ another celestial body we’re usually going to find the good in it. In this case, on this day, July 4, 2022, we have Moon square Venus, and as we all know, the planet of love and beauty is always a welcomed addition to both our love lives and our lives in general. Whatever we find ourselves doing today, whether it’s kicking back with family, or marching for women’s independence, we’ll know one thing: we’ll be surrounded by people we love, and we’ll have the support of someone who loves us....

We are starting to go over the events of the year we’re looking over the good and the bad of the year. We’re not starting to wonder what the upcoming year will provide for us. It is around this time of the year that people start to take stock of what is theirs, and that usually ends up with us thinking about the state of our love lives. Today is a special day and there is much to rejoice over, as it seems we are in a good place no matter where we are, in terms of love and romance, and why?...

What is it about the week that makes it so lucky for three zodiac signs? Only the strong survive this week when it comes to love and romance, as this week is particularly fraught with tempestuous transits that seem determined to bring us down. If we are of the signs that rise above, then understand this: you’re about to come through the storm, as nothing comes easy during September 12 - 18, 2022....

We fall in love, we fall out of love. That’s life in the big city. You win some, you lose some. And during Moon square Mercury, there’s a good chance you’re going lose some, and that, of course, refers to your feelings of love for someone else. RELATED: The 4 Zodiac Signs Who Fall Out Of Love & End Relationships The Week Of October 17 - October 23, 2022 Let’s face it, not everything lasts forever, and the main reason it’s such a tough call is that we ‘want’ it to last forever....

December has us wrapping things up and making them tidy, so they aren’t a nuisance in January. We are coming to terms with mighty topics like forgiveness and the ultimate hardest topic of them all: letting go. December is a make-or-break month for many people, and while we might be on the up and up, there are still a couple of drawbacks for the three zodiac signs in astrology. Today, there will be heartbreak....

One of the most typical traits of Neptune is the desire for romance and intimacy…but not forever. This is a desire that isn’t thinking about marriage and kids, but one that takes place spontaneously, and has no plans for the future. RELATED: The 3 Zodiac Signs Who Need To Be Loved During Mercury Trine Neptune On November 12, 2022: In other words, we want a fling, and when we want something, there’s very little to stop us....

Aries, Leo, and Pisces are known for their strong personality traits, but when planetary transit hits just right, you’ve got the perfect blend of astro-cray and dysfunctional family dynamics. It’s kind of hard NOT to cause a ruckus during Venus opposite Uranus, as that’s practically the job description for the transit itself. RELATED: The 3 Zodiac Signs Who Are The Luckiest In Love On November 5, 2022 On November 5, we’ll be seeing plenty of drama, especially being started by the zodiac signs that love a good dose of the stuff, and most of it will be family-oriented…of course....

If things seem to be a bit ‘off’ today, there’s a reason. Moon sextile Mars gives off an energy of confusion. With the Moon trine Mercury happening at the same time as the Moon conjunction Pluto, we have a situation here, as they say. So which three zodiac signs will have rough horoscopes on May 20, 2022, as a result? Scorpio, Virgo, and Taurus, of course. Scorpio is ruled by Mars and Pluto....

We may feel inspired or creative today; sometimes, aggressive energy comes with the creative impulse. RELATED: The 3 Zodiac Signs Who End Toxic Relationships During The Moon Square Mars On December 15, 2022 That’s all good, and that’s the stuff that will take some of the pressure off us today, but the main drag is going to be about going hard on something that has no place for us. In other words, we may feel creative and productive, but our choices may not be the right ones, and the real problem here is that we do not see it that way....

Today brings with it those who wish to criticize, judge and advise, and all of it is unwanted and unsolicited. Today is the day where we all say, en masse, “Mind your own business.” Today, we have a transit that is basically cut out for bringing us interruptions and obstacles, and that transit is Mercury’s opposition to Saturn. RELATED: Each Zodiac Sign’s Monthly Horoscope For August 2022 With this transit in place, we will be hearing all manner of ridiculous commentary; some words will be meant for us to hear, and some for others, but so much of what we’ll overhear today will be in the form of an insult or condescending tone....

What’s happening in astrology that makes it such a good day for three zodiac signs? The universe keeps you on point today as you are being encouraged and maybe even slightly pushed to accomplish the first step toward the new beginning that is calling to you. Yesterday was the break in the skies and a chance for you to incorporate some downtime into your day. Whether you reflected on future plans and hung out with friends in the evening or simply just relaxed all day eating leftovers, it was a chance for you to not feel so hung up on what comes next but instead to just enjoy the present moment....

There is auspicious karma that is associated with many aspects and transits in astrology and it empowers three zodiac signs with the best horoscopes on October 11, 2022. The idea or energy that the actions you take and the words you speak will always come back to you in some shape or form. Often karma is something that is thought to be feared, something that is only seen as negative....

Mars recently moved into Gemini where it will be spending a rare seven months because of it is upcoming retrograde. Mars in Gemini is highly motivated, excited, open for expansion, and will not succumb to any obstacles. Today Mars in Gemini aligns with retrograde Jupiter in Aries bringing back into focus what you had previously not taken action on. RELATED: The 3 Zodiac Signs Who Are The Luckiest In Love The Week Of August 29 - September 4, 2022 Jupiter in astrology is known as the planet of luck, it rules expansion and abundance and will quite simply make any part of your life bigger and better....

Which three zodiac signs will have the best week starting May 23, 2022? This week is one that, if Gemini, Virgo, and Libra can rise above its communication antics and hostile vibration, we will be able to claim a true victory, as this week does hold a certain degree of negative energy. This week puts us to the test. However, if we are to survive it intact, we may very end up having a fantastically inspired week of fun, creativity, and involvement....

But dating advice says the best way to represent yourself to that digitized world of possible love matches is by making sure you have the best picture of yourself possible, of course. And your smile might actually help you learn how to get a date and determine your success. Coffee Meets Bagel, an online dating site that helps single connect with people who are actually interested in them (and not just interested in ghosting on them), decided to determine in 2016 what kind of success you can hope to achieve with your picture by studying 300 singles, focusing on which photos scored in popularity and which were the least interacted with....

Mercury will turn direct into Capricorn on the 18th and Uranus over Taurus on the 22nd. From this point until April, all planets will be directed, which means you will no longer be able to blame your avoidance or unhealthy decisions on astrology. It is time to take stock of what it is, to see things for what they truly are and allow yourself to understand that love should not feel like a puzzle piece you are trying to make fit....